June 2013
How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
“Music is liquid architecture; Architecture is frozen music.”
—Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (via mirroir)
As an owner of big thighs, I don't understand how similarly blessed people wear short shorts.
I mean they look cute but I can only think of how uncomfortable it is to have your thighs rubbing together all day in the heat and humidity.
If you have big thighs and wear short shorts tell me your secrets.
In my experience, the best way to avoid chub rub in short shorts is by having your sexy menservants carry you everywhere.
When you are sad, just remember that jumping spiders sometimes wear water droplets as hats
im disgusted by how cute i find this
“Nisam osjećao nikakvu mržnju prema društvu, jer mu nisam ni pripadao.”
—C. Bukowski (via dama-iz-fikcije)
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
there should be a word for platonic crushes
like when you want to be someone’s friend so hard
why isn’t that a thing
there is
THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION TO ME
Tumblr giveaway. Must be following me. Everyone is winner. Everyone gets to follow me. My posts are prizes. Enjoy blog friends.
You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…” in my ask box and I will gladly converse with you. Like seriously I will just talk to you like we’re best friends.
So this happened.
- Mum: Tom got a new haircut
- Me: OMG Hiddleston or Hardy?
- Me: Hanks?? Cruise?
- Me: Malfoy? that guy from Mcfly??
- Mum: YOUR COUSIN
“Rođena sam da se razlikujem, da se ne uklapam u te neke “norme”, da volim stvari koje su po nečem posebne i zato je za mene najveći kompliment kada mi neko kaže da sam čudna ili da nisam kao druge devojke, a i dalje ostaje pored mene.”
—(via hiljaduteskihputa)
“People think of education as something they can finish.”
—Isaac Asimov (via we-are-star-stuff)
i have 3 moods:
- skips every song on my ipod
- lets the music play without interruption
- plays the same song on repeat for days
“He is exactly
the poem
I wanted to write.” —Mary Oliver, White Heron Rises Over Blackwater (via velvetlusia)
the poem
I wanted to write.” —Mary Oliver, White Heron Rises Over Blackwater (via velvetlusia)
“Da, ni ja baš nisam lud za tim emotivnim sranjima…”
— J.R. Wars- Krvava žrtva (Bratstvo crnog bodeža, knjiga 6)
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Guys I got it
Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves
*macarenas away from academic success*
let’s only use ham as reaction pics from now on
thats a horrible idea
