How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
I mean they look cute but I can only think of how uncomfortable it is to have your thighs rubbing together all day in the heat and humidity.
If you have big thighs and wear short shorts tell me your secrets.
In my experience, the best way to avoid chub rub in short shorts is by having your sexy menservants carry you everywhere.
i hate it when adults assume i’m on the internet all the time by choice. if i had enough money to travel around and etc, do you think i would be withering away my youth behind a computer screen you useless paperclip.
Tumblr giveaway. Must be following me. Everyone is winner. Everyone gets to follow me. My posts are prizes. Enjoy blog friends.
You actually don’t even have to introduce yourself if you don’t want to, i don’t need an a/s/l, we don’t have to do the “hey whats up” “not much you?” thing, you can just say “so at school yesterday this idiot said…” in my ask box and I will gladly converse with you. Like seriously I will just talk to you like we’re best friends.
- Mum: Tom got a new haircut
- Me: OMG Hiddleston or Hardy?
- Me: Hanks?? Cruise?
- Me: Malfoy? that guy from Mcfly??
- Mum: YOUR COUSIN
i have 3 moods:
- skips every song on my ipod
- lets the music play without interruption
- plays the same song on repeat for days
I wanted to write.” —Mary Oliver, White Heron Rises Over Blackwater (via velvetlusia)