this is like my fave joke
okay that shit was good.
holy mother of god
IS THIS REAL.
Yet people still gonna act like the iphone is the best damn smartphone to grace this earth
Can we please talk about the pringle hashtag
happy birthday per mertesacker!
Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.
THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A RUSTIC CABIN IN THE WOODS AWAY FROM ALL SOCIETY
THEN THERE’S TIMES WHEN I WANT A MODERN ASS HOUSE
THEN I’M LIKE I’LL ACCEPT NOTHING MORE THAN A VICTORIAN MANOR
THEN I WANT A PENTHOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF NEW YORK
THEN I WANT ONE OF THOSE HOUSE MADE OUT SHIPPING CONTAINERS
THEN I WANT A FRENCH CHATEAU
BUT I ALSO WANT A TREE HOUSE
AND A LITTLE COTTAGE ON THE OCEAN
HOUSES ARE SO COOL
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I want Neuer to go off the field and go bear hug Müller before throwing Pep into the sun and still gets back in the net in time to block the next shot.
But that’s too much to ask.
can I just say that…